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10 Phrases Parents Hate

Give it up for us!  As Moms and Dads, we put up with a lot of crap every day.  Tripping over toys that the kids said they were going to pick up? No problem, that is why you have two ankles.  Getting 3 hours of sleep and then managing to smile through the 50th game click to continue...

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CES Hates Santa

I have some news about Santa, and prepare yourself because sometimes the truth hurts.  What??  Of course Santa is real - get your mind out of the gutter.  No, the news I have to share today is much more shocking and disturbing, you seated?  Here it is - All Technology Companies Hate Santa! The International click to continue...

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fix Toys

Christmas is over, but we are not done giving!  We are now ready to give you the greatest gift of all - your own free, can't miss, take it the bank, home run, grand slam business idea.  You have exactly 364 days to get this business off the ground, so stop playing with that shiny click to continue...

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McDonalds Smores

Wow, I never realized how terrible my childhood was.  Back in the day, if I wanted to enjoy Smores - the miracle food handed down directly from the heavens - I had to sit around a campfire.   Often I was forced to camp, swim, play and then sit outside on a beautiful starlit night with click to continue...

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Mosquitoes

Here at Dad Does we are always searching for things to review that can make a Mom or Dad's life a little easier or better in some way.   Over the past year we have been lucky enough to review some excellent products that really do make our lives better, but that is not what we click to continue...

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Back To School

How often in life do you get to right the wrongs of your childhood?  It has been 30 plus years, but finally I am in a position to extract my revenge.  Beware you pen and pencil pushers.  Clothing dealers, you have just been put on notice - proceed at your own caution.  The war against click to continue...

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McDonald's

When you think of large supermarket chains certain names come to mind.  You have Kroger, Safeway, Stop and Shop, Whole Foods and McDonald's.  What - you think McDonalds is a restaurant???  That's funny, you must not be from Russia - where McDonald's has made it clear they are a supermarket and NOT a restaurant. You click to continue...

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Father's Day Money Spent

Wait, don't kill the messenger!  We are just reading the numbers and calling it like we see it.  The National Retail Foundation did a survey this year to find out what people will be spending on Dad for Father's Day 2011.   The Washington-based association says Americans will spend an average of $106.49 on Father’s Day click to continue...

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Sony Grads

Sunday, June 19th, 2011 is Father's Day.  That is a fact, Jack!  Are some kids graduating on June 19th?  I don't know - they really shouldn't be, as all the Dad's will be home opening gifts and celebrating the high holy day of fatherhood - Father's Day. So, I ask the ad agencies of the click to continue...

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Happy Emancipation Day

Update: Today is Monday April 18th - Tax Day and Monday! At 11am EST we are giving away the prizes - take that sucky Monday Tax Day! I hope you and your family are enjoying a lovely Emancipation Day Holiday today.  Well, to be accurate, today, April 15th, is actually Emancipation Day observed.  As only click to continue...

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