I am going to try to get through this story without crying all over my keyboard, but I just get so emotional when I talk about this. You see, right around this time last year I was laughed at, ridiculed – all for loving bacon too much. I was doing a radio interview last year talking about Father’s Day gift ideas and was mentioning one of our favorite items – Man Crates. Man Crates are awesome, read all about them here, but then it happened, live on the radio. It is too painful for me to write about, here listen for yourself –
Laughed At And Ridiculed For Dreaming About a Bacon Filled Man Crate
It was horrible. I was laughed at and ridiculed for simply stating the secret desire of every man… to get a wooden crate filled with bacon products. Ah, but now, nearly a full year later, looks like I will be having the last laugh – behold the Bacon Man Crate -
It Is Not Just Bacon Stuff In a Crate, It Is GOOD Bacon Stuff In A Crate
Note To Our Vegetarian Friends: Sorry, this article is not for you. Feel free to take a break from Dad Does today. May we recommend this video on how to make a homemade organic vegetarian protein shake? See you back tomorrow…
As the video shows, there are really two potential points of joy in any Man Crate. First you get to watch your Man struggle and sweat as they try to pry open the Man Crate, without any indication of what they may find inside. I got mine open in about 4 minutes, which I considered pretty impressive. Next is the joy that comes from consuming what is in the Man Crate.
Let’s make this simple. If you like bacon, you are going to love the products in the Bacon Man Crate. If you don’t like bacon…what am I saying, that is an oxymoron… who doesn’t love bacon? The Bacon Jerky – incredible. It’s not just Bacon Jerky, it is Maple Brown Sugar Bacon Jerky. Am I dreaming? Bacon popcorn? Yes, it is as good as it sounds. Bacon peanut brittle, where have you been all my life?
Here is everything you get in the Bacon Man Crate –
- Delicious Bacon Jerky
- Bacon Ranch Popcorn
- Bacon Salt – make everything taste like bacon
- Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle
- Snacklemouth Bacon Maple Granola Clusters
- Bacon Hot Sauce from Ass Kickin’ Sauces
- Microwave Bacon Popcorn
Father’s Day Is Coming, Better Stock Up on Bacon Man Crates
Sure Man Crates makes all types of different Man Crates, as we discuss here, but the Bacon Man Crate is the new and totally awesome kid on the block. Man Crates make a perfect gift, fun to open and filled with good stuff. Father’s Day is right around the corner, so you better stock up on Bacon Man Crates for all the bacon loving men in your life. Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go eat some bacon popcorn smothered in bacon salt. Eat your heart out Homer Simpson!
Read About the Bacon Man Crate, $49.99
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