Sorry NBC. We know you had high hopes for a big audience during the Olympics, but can you really compete with RC Helicopters that fire missiles? Or an iPhone case that opens bottles? I mean the Olympics are fine and all, but honest parent focused video reviews… not even synchronized swimming can top that.
Dad Does YouTube Channel Crosses the 2 Million Views Mark
We are super excited to announce that our YouTube Channel has just crossed the 2 Million views mark! Over 200 original videos showing the products that we review in action. We are thrilled that so many people have taken the time to watch our videos, but we now need to come clean about our plan for world domination…
Your Mind Belongs To Us Now
Maybe 2 million views doesn’t sound like a lot, but given that our average video is 3 minutes, that means people have watched 6 million minutes of Dad Does videos. 100,000 hours spent watching Dad Does videos. 4,166 Days have been wasted spent watching our videos. If those numbers don’t scare the crap out of you, you clearly haven’t watch our videos. Wait, it gets worse…
We have decided to come clean and reveal our world domination plan. For the past year, we have been secretly including this simple subliminal message in all of our videos…
Dad Does Is The Champ
The plan was, with us being the Champ, the best of the best, you would all happily follow whatever we asked you to do. Who doesn’t want to follow the Champ? You would all be our puppets and we would rule the world.
Damn You Fat Fingers!
I guess I should have said the above message was what we thought we included in every message. On further review, we now see we had a slight typo and actually included the following message instead…
Dad Does Is The Chump
Well, that certainly explains a great deal. Perhaps that is why some people love to leave comments on how terrible we are in the videos, we have brainwashed them to believe we are Chumps! I knew trading our proofreader in for a Pez dispenser was a bad idea…but those tiny candies are so good.
Seriously, Thank You For Watching
In all seriousness we wanted to thank everyone for watching. We have tried hard to produce helpful, honest and informative video reviews for a wide range of products. We readily admit that some videos work out better than others. We love all your comments on the videos, positive and negative, it helps guide us on what you want to see.
If you haven’t had a chance to see our videos, hop over to our YouTube Channel (subscribe if you like) and let us know what you think. We do the videos for you, so please let us know what you would like to see more of.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to make sure I have Supreme Leader spelled correctly for a certain video project we are working on…
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